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Mac OS 20

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Fitness Programme for babies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

How's the new one?

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Caf� Scene

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"