Sister Into Tech Mugs

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Chez Nous Menu

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Fitness Programme for babies

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

How's the new one?

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Caf� Scene

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."