Sinking Ship Strategists Gifts

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Reverse psychology

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Submarine Hunter.

Becalmed yachts

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Financing Nemo

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Go fish.'

Naval Power of England and France

'Hey! Not fair!'

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Something Like Sport.

The Evolution of fish

Keep her steady!

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

Fishing

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Navy games.

Any other bright ideas?

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

The captain is thinking it might be too late to get buy-in on his last decision.

Putin's Submarine

That's just cheating!

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"

'Hey, you sank my battleship.'