Singstar Hopeful Gifts

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Non-Denominational Carols

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

Will Self does karaoke

Shouting

The Ox Factor

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Subway Chanteys

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Choir

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

I'm only a part time waiter, I'm really an actor...You may have seen me at the movies. Maybe, where do you sit?