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'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Non-Denominational Carols

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

Will Self does karaoke

Shouting

The Ox Factor

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

Subway Chanteys

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

I'm only a part time waiter, I'm really an actor...You may have seen me at the movies. Maybe, where do you sit?

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'