Singing Spirit T-Shirts

"You can always learn to yodel like the rest of us!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Guitar.

Edinson Cavani

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

Inauguration of Love

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

Violin Ghost

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Married a local musician"

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

God's Writers Block

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Banana Costume

Javelin

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'