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'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Home depot."

Bears catching fish

10 K Tail-Chase

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Snowman

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thank you bubbles

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tiger Costume

"I know it is of this earth...."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Dog retriving Frisbee

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Phoenix

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clown walks balloon dog

Jack in the Box

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"