Springy Spirit T-Shirts

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Home depot."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Snowman

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Balancing two espresso martinis

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Thank you bubbles

'It's baseball season!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I know it is of this earth...."

Phoenix

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tiger Costume

Dog retriving Frisbee

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!