Springy Spirit Pillows

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Home depot."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Bears catching fish

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Snowman

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dog Park / Cat Park

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's baseball season!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Thank you bubbles

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Dog retriving Frisbee

Phoenix

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tiger Costume

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"