Singing Soul T-Shirts

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Cat Tie

George Michael

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Wolf Karaoke

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"