Musician Soul T-Shirts

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cat Tie

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Framed Lady

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Phoenix

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Swing dancers.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Urns in love

Alberich steals the gold