Singing Soul Pillows

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Cat Tie

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Wolf Karaoke

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'