Singing Contest Hopeful Gifts

The Ox Factor

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Jeff Beck.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Shouting

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Block block.

'And now the song that will launch my singing career.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"I'm not cut out to be a builder, I was born to fly and sing."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

'You're a magician, Mr. Scully?'

'We wish you luck, but your verses suck, please don't sob... you didn't get the job!'