Singing Competitions Gifts

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"Too late! George has spotted that the new series of X-factor has started!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Bowled over again!

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

A Fairytale Update

'Your shoe's untied.'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

George Michael

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"That is an outrageous slur."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."