Spelling Competitions Gifts

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Heavenly angles

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'