Spelling Competitions Gifts

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Heavenly angles

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'