Spelling Champion Gifts

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

Department of Ejucashun

How some bird species determine pecking order.

'Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'She could've given me a point or two for originality.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Correct Spelling Lane.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing