Spelling Bee Champ Gifts

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

Pub sign writers class

'And you thought I didn't mince words.'

'Arrange the letters this way. Arrange the letters that way. The alphabet sure is high maintenance.'

'And a final consonant please, Magda.'

"You misspelled 57 words out of 80. This was a book report, not a text message."

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"I'm not good with letters."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Igor, you fool, this isn't what I wanted you to get for me!!!"

Correct Spelling Lane.

"I switched from rredin, writin, and rithmetic to reading, writing and arithmetic. Now my class does much better on spelling tests."

"I'm not dumb, Dad. I'm alphabetically challenged."

"G.A.R.D.E.N. It's GARDEN centre!"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Heavenly angles

"If you can't spell it, you're a dunce."

"Spell "orange." "The fruit or the colour, Miss?"

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''

"You see Son, literacy matters"

Si's Sign's..."Out of busin..."

Stop your corporate consulting and start studying for tomorrow's spelling test.

'I'm writing an essay on 'the perfectability of man.''

'Can you spell that?'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'And the $64,000.00 question is: Can you spell Qathafi's name?'

'Misspelled...anything helps'

Achievement.