Spelling Bee Champion Gifts

Someone who knows apostrophes

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Stupid autocorrect.'

Communikations Semminar.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'Do sumfink abat litracy'

'Well how do you spell it then?'

'Can somebody please find Y?'

"Hey look Fred!! They spelled 'Piranha' with two N's!!"

'OK, do you mean, K-N-O-W know, or N-O no?'

'Garfield, I think I know why we've been receiving so few commissions.'

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

Errer Message.

'Poll results are in...90%of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"It's about this garden centre sign I ordered..."

'Biggo was easy but I had a liitle trouble with Dairy.'

The Good Student and The Mediocre Student

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation."

"If you're trying to keep secrets from me by spelling out the words. Might I remind you that I am in year ten!"

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

"One of the failed candidates wants to know what was wrong with his 'aplicashun.'"

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"Don't feel too bad... I'm sure we're not the only ones who can't spell either of us."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Wrong spelling of WEATHER.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'Don't leave behind any D-N-A. Or E-Y-E, A-R-M or L-E-G.'

Nashunal Instatood Ov Bad Spellin and Knot Good Gramer.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM and ELLA!'!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Angle of the North