Spelling Bee Veteran Gifts

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Kardiff.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"Somnambulant... somnambulant."

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

Brother Ernest, I said "vow of silence," not "sow of violence"!

Quality Contorl.

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad!"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Produce Fuji Apples. I told you that's not how "fudgey" is spelled.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"