Band Competition Gifts

"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Your shoe's untied.'

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

The Alpha Seltzer

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'