Band Competition Pillows

"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A Fairytale Update

'Your shoe's untied.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."