Band Audition Pillows

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'They all want to play the star.'

Cimafunk

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Quartet.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The return of the four sheepskins

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Double Saxophone

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Presenter Auditions.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Rock On

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."