Band Audition Pillows

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'They all want to play the star.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Quartet.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

The return of the four sheepskins

Presenter Auditions.

Double Saxophone

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Rock On

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."