Band Music Gifts

Orchestra

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Tut and Carmen.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Marimba

Cimafunk

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."