Band Performances Gifts

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Zombie standup

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Marimba

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Anna Calvi

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"This next one's another oldie."

At the rock concert...

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Modern Major General

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

Dynamite little combo

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

Movies vs. Films

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Stepping on clown's shoe...