Band Performances Pillows

'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Zombie standup

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Marimba

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

At the rock concert...

Modern Major General

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Rainbow Quartet

Saxophone Player.

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Dynamite little combo

"Free Bird!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Stepping on clown's shoe...