Musical Performances Pillows

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Marine Band

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

Tearful Violinist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Cat being blown from tuba

They hated me.

Zombie standup

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Anna Calvi

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"This next one's another oldie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Modern Major General

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

Jack Gleeson

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Send in the Clones.'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."