Musical Performances Pillows

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Marine Band

"Clarence really knew how to tickle the ivories."

Tearful Violinist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Cat being blown from tuba

They hated me.

Zombie standup

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Modern Major General

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"The Just Me Band"

Antonio Vivaldi

Quartet.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Send in the Clones.'

Plum jam...

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."