Band Director Gifts

Brass band.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Trombone player.

Lady practising the clarinet.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

'Ingrown trombone.'

Petey's first rehearsal!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Ohio State End of Cursive Writing

Religious Controversy - Ban on Sunday Bands

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

Marimba

Brass Band

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Beginning Band Class. Well, I guess it's time for me to face the music.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Showbiz Awards

Director/Action Man toy.

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Golfing Boss

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'