Songster On The Move Gifts

Subway Chanteys

Non-Denominational Carols

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Drunken singers in a public house

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Thomas Dorsey.

'The Ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind . . .'

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Oh my god.....I can't believe it...ELFISH PRESLEY!!!"

"I like sad songs."

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

'Cattle Driver.'

'I'm signing you up!!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

'It needs more soul.'

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

The Jefferson High girls' track team began setting record times with the use of its new iPod lure.

"Look Bill, I know you got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Now, they're great for when we go riding merrily along. But, when it comes to sneaking up on folks they're really more of a hindrance."

'Your fellow employees are complaining, Mort, so you have to practice your Karaoke elsewhere.'