Humorous Songster Gifts

Drunken singers in a public house

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Elevator Music

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Airport security - next step?

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

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