Humorous Songster T-Shirts

Drunken singers in a public house

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Elevator Music

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Quartet in the snow.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Airport security - next step?

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Street signs in Motown.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...