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"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

Daffodil bulbs

Double Saxophone

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Drunken singers in a public house

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

No Instruments Please

"Ding" "Dong"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."