Singers With Humor Pillows

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

Rap-scallions

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Daffodil bulbs

Double Saxophone

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Drunken singers in a public house

Edward Elgar.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Ding" "Dong"

No Instruments Please

Dr. Phil takes it home.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."