Satirical Musicians T-Shirts

Two ragged men talking about law

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Musical Accidents

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'I'm organic.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Busking Elephant