Satirical Musicians Mugs

Two ragged men talking about law

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'I'm organic.'

Musical Accidents

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Busking Elephant

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

String Quartet Vending Machine