Lyricist With Humor Gifts

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Kultural K9's.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Daffodil bulbs

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Intellectual Foreplay...

Drunken singers in a public house

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."