Singles Parties Pillows

"I like my men like I enjoy my peanut butter. Chunky with big nuts."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"I was almost that last year."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Cardiac Recovery.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Men gossiping

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Balloon drip.

A man looks up at the earth