Singles Events Pillows

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Table for two. Whom does sir think he's kidding? You're right table for one. Menu.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Speed Dating Disasters

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

Woman seeks male companion...

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

'Those girls must be in a cone of silence. I talked to them and they acted like they couldn't hear me.'

Peg Party.

Boyfriend Shirt, Boyfriend Jeans. . . Boyfriend.

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

5-hour relationship drug.

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Sex is for Procreation Only.

"When I ask myself out, I always say yesh...."

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Man marooned on island sets up bar for 'singles night'.