Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!
Singing Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a singing critic? Delight them with witty, music-themed products that capture their love for singing and critique. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something as unique as their passion for the stage.
'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'
No Elgar!
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"
"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
The Music Critic.
Tenors
"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
Philip Larkin
"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"
Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!
"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"
A singer being criticised
Pirate King
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.
"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
"What do you mean, who are my influences?"
"Nice, but not Pavarotti''
Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.
'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'
Focus Groupies
The New York Times-Carnegie Hall Poll
Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'
'Take us out to the ball game, take us out with the crowd, buy us some peanuts and crackerjacks, we don't care if never get back...'
Smashed harp...
Singing Critic Gifts Collection
Singing Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for singing critics—filled with funny and inspiring designs that bring music and humor into their daily routine.
Singing Critic Pillows
Discover pillows perfect for singing critics—displaying witty and musical motifs to add personality to their home or studio.
Singing Critic Prints
Browse our prints designed for singing critics—artful pieces that celebrate their love for music and sharp eye for performance.
Singing Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for singing critics—fun, creative designs that let them show off their musical passion and critique prowess.