Silver Screen Snack Specialist Pillows

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Trail mix?"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Future Wrestler

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."