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Cat on a hot tin roof.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

"Trail mix?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Future Wrestler

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"In da house"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Christmas Canapes

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."