Silver Fox Pillows

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

'It's the sun. The sun is glinting like silver on my lovely tresses!'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Silver Fox

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Fox hunting.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

Old Love

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'