Silver Singles Pillows

"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Old Love

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

Woman seeks male companion...

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Mobility Park.

Woman telling friend her husband got her a colonoscopy for their silver anniversary.

-I need the day off, please. It;s our silver anniversary. -You mean I have to put up with this every 25 years?

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'