Silver Fox Gifts

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

'It's the sun. The sun is glinting like silver on my lovely tresses!'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Silver Fox

Fox hunting.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Old Love

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

Screenior citizen

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."