Silver Fox Admirer Pillows

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"Wow! I pray I look that good at sixty."

Silver Fox

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Antique silver

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

Liv Ullmann

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

Unknown

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Quoth the Ravens

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"Hey, no way!"