Silver Fox Admirer Prints

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"Wow! I pray I look that good at sixty."

Silver Fox

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

A tiny, yet majestic creature, the butt ox.

Antique silver

Edgar Allan Poe

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

George Clooney.

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

Liv Ullmann

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

Unknown

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Doris Day

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Quoth the Ravens

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."