Silly Games Guru Gifts

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Essex computer.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.