Silly Game Player Gifts

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Marco ..."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'I could eat you.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Spot the fur ball.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'It's my pseudonym.'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Silly sausages

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Hole Sale

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Strike A Balance

Insect grammar. Termite. Termitier. Termitiest.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

Tug the Toggle

Coconut shy...

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."