Silent Atmosphere Appreciator T-Shirts

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Free Little Library

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Footprints on Island.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"Shh, too much racket."

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.