Silent Atmosphere Appreciator Prints

'Shhh! Keep your voice down!...Whoops, there I go again! When I'm not working at the library I can't stop shushing people!'

Hush puppy.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

The men of your dreams

"Cat got your tongue?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Free Little Library

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Footprints on Island.

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Shh, too much racket."

Card night for introverts.

Make America Quiet

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"