Silent Night Appreciator Prints

Silent Night.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"There goes our early night."

Cyber Dream

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Say when.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

The John Cage Carollers

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Mime Artist Begging Without Words

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

No, I don't think a squeaky toy breaks your vow of silence.

A young man creating an awkward silence

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

Another sleepy one town horse.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

You're right - I can hear the desert!

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"As spokesman for Mary and the whole Joseph family, I've been asked to request you not 'parum pum pum pum' while the baby is sleeping."

'Shhh! Keep your voice down!...Whoops, there I go again! When I'm not working at the library I can't stop shushing people!'